What a dick! Sex shop worker uses toy to chase away would-be robber

Talk about a BIG weapon…

A sex shop worker in Russia chased off a would-be robber using a large dildo, according to surveillance video obtained by The Daily Mailv.

The video showed the would-be robber walking into the store and up to the counter with a knife. There, the worker grabs the sex toy off the counter and swings it at the man.

The suspect begins to retreat as the woman gives chase. The incident happened at a small shop in Novokuznetsk, Russia, according to The Daily Mail.

As the robber tried to make his escape, he begins to slip on the floor — no word if some type of jelly was responsible for the slick surface. The worker continues to swing the sex toy at the thief as he makes the way out the door.

The suspect then flees into the street with the sex-toy wielding, giving one final swing on his way out the door.

A robbery attempt that ended with a not-so-happy ending for the would-be criminal.