dumb crimes

A D.C. firefighter allegedly stopped at a Chick-fil-A to pick up his food, even after an emergency call came in, officials said.

A woman in Wisconsin allegedly got burnt fries at McDonald's, so she threatened to 'shoot up' the restaurant, police said.

A Massachusetts woman was murdered 14 years ago, and now her distraught family is searching for whoever is responsible for repeatedly desecrating her grave.

A distracted driver in Texas allegedly spray painted another man in the face before getting the same done to him in road rage incident, cops say.

A man in Arizona was attempting to break into a home through the chimney when he got stuck and rescue teams had to come get him out, officials said.

A prisoner in Georgia dug a hole through a jail wall — but rather than wanting to escape, he used the opening to stab a fellow inmate, authorities said.

A Louisiana man is behind bars following the shooting of a teenager who was playing hide-and-seek with other juveniles on his property, authorities said.

A disagreement over a lawnmower lead to the shooting death of an Iowa woman and now her neighbor will spend up to 50 years in prison for her death.

A 20-year-old woman in Colorado was killed as she drove home from work when a rock crashed through her windshield and struck her, police said.

A suspect who tried to apply for a job as a hit man on a parody website agreed to kill a target for $5,000, according to federal prosecutors in Tennessee.

A former delivery driver in California allegedly stole a shipping van and $12,000 worth of wine in an attempt to guarantee he got his final paycheck, cops say.

An Alaska woman admitted she took a life at the request of a man in Indiana who offered her millions of dollars if she committed murder, officials said.

A nurse in Georgia is accused of filming and sharing on Snapchat a video of a woman in labor at the hospital, authorities said in a warrant.

A man in New York is accused of pulling a gun on a pizza delivery driver who was making an order. The suspect said he did not order the food, police said.

A woman in Texas faces a felony charge after police say she walked up to a corpse in a funeral home and spit on the victim. She had beef with the victim's family.

A pregnant woman found herself in handcuffs and not lovin' it after she threw a 'violent tantrum' at a Florida McDonald’s, authorities claimed.

A woman in Oklahoma is accused of assaulting a worker at an Oklahoma Sonic after she got mad over the wait, police said. Officers also found drugs in her car.

A man tried to fly drugs into a jail using a drone, but was stopped, police in Tennessee said. He was arrested and booked into the same jail.

A suspect was released from jail in Florida and then broke into a car in the jail's parking lot, police said. The suspect stole $4, according to authorities.

A woman is in hot water after a visit with a prisoner housed in a Florida jail got a little too racy. She is accused of performing a sex act in jail.

A North Carolina man has been arrested after he allegedly shot a grocery store clerk multiple times. The man complained the wait to buy beer was too long, cops say.

Three suspects in Colorado are accused of causing $115,000 in damage after a six-month crime spree that ended earlier this year.

A sex shop worker used a sex toy to chase off a would-be robber, according to video footage. The worker used the dildo as a weapon and chased the suspect out of the store.

A man in Connecticut is accused of robbing a convenience store at knife point. Police say the suspect made off with $3 in the robbery and now faces charges.