dumb crimesMost RecentNEWSWhat a dick! Sex shop worker uses toy to chase away would-be robberA sex shop worker used a sex toy to chase off a would-be robber, according to video footage. The worker used the dildo as a weapon and chased the suspect out of the store. NEWSWas it worth it? Connecticut man accused of armed robbery makes off with $3A man in Connecticut is accused of robbing a convenience store at knife point. Police say the suspect made off with $3 in the robbery and now faces charges.